Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Destroy, Don't Develop Brooklyn
Surely a geographic move to sunny downtown Brooklyn will turn around the 0-13 record of this unknown, loss-plagued NBA team from... New Jersey?
more FAQs answered after the jump!
Will the NJ Nets finally win a basketball game once they're ensconced in the new Nets Arena, which might be built once the "pleasantly residential" neighborhood called Fort Greene is sufficiently destroyed by 'developers'?
Probably not? But what if their new owner were a shady Russian oligarch?
Wouldn't that help?
What if the new arena was guaranteed to be really, really super ugly?
What if said craven "developer" staged a photo-op with a rapper? Those people are into basketball, right?